Sunday, January 23, 2011


A boy lived wid his Roommate,
Who was a girl..His mom visitd him Oneday.
At the dinner,
seeing the chemistry
See doubts thers somemthing between them.
She asks but he refuses.
Than Mom leaves..
The girl complaind that her favorite Silver jar is missing since mom left..
Boy askd mom:
I am not saying you did steal the jar,
also I am not saying you did not.
But its missing since you joined us 4 dinner..

Mom replied:
I am not saying you do sleep with her,
Also i am not saying you Do Not.
But if She had slept on her own bed,
She would have found it under her pillow..!

MoRaL- Cheatng
M0M is realy
" ImP0ssiBLe "

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Ek Ehsaas


Ajeeb sa dil me ek ehsaas hai…
Lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas hai…
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda…
Aaj bas me nahi hamare jazbaat hain…


Kabhi lagta hai dur hai to kabhi lagta paas hai…
Mausam me na jane kya baat hai…
Dil jhoom uthta hai achanak aise…
Jaise koi har waqt dil ke paas hai…
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda…
Aaj bas me nahi hamare jazbaat hain…


Shayar ban baithe hai yuhi ya isme bhi koi baat hai…
Dil nahi samajhta jane kya raaz hai…
Koi bata de hume zara…
Uljhan yeh din raat hai…
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda…
Aaj bas me nahi hamare jazbaat hai…

Monday, January 17, 2011


Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !

That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..!! :) :D

Thursday, January 13, 2011

facebook

“FACEBOOK Ki Yadain..”
Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna,

Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna,
Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna,

Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain,
Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna…

Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain, 
Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or Chat Ki Yadain
Please Comment :-P

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